ENOUGH
Do you remember that movie? I'm channeling Jennifer Lopez tonight. Not in an "defending myself from an abusive ex" way, but in an "I'm a super mom, and if you try to invade my home you will probably lose." sort of way. I should back up. Evan is in Austin for his bachelor party, undoubtedly 3 sheets to the wind - as he should be. I am home alone with the twins for a few days. It's my first time alone with them for more than a day, so I am already overwhelmed. Now this was just the icing on the "Are you kidding me?" cake. Earlier today I was at work and got a text from my nanny saying that my neighbor stopped by to tell her that he came home and interrupted some guys casing the complex. They had a lookout who saw him pull into the driveway, he yelled into the complex and a few guys came running out. I called the non-emergency line to report the "casing incident" and the lady said she couldn't help me. I begged her...